Lingo Bingo

Here’s a question and a challenge for all the readers of this blog and to my dearest SFA members.
Decode or translate the following mind blowing lyrics and find out the original song lyrics. They can be either hindi or telugu song lyrics. Good luck.
FYI: am translating one for your sake…make festival (pandaga cheskondi).!!

1)Fantastic dress we wear if, scarily look you give if, scary A you have scared.
Royally we walk coming, funnily you came across if, scary A you have scared.

and the answer is......

Adhireti dress memeste, bhedireti lookku meeriste, dhada, aa meeku dhada. Hundaaga memu nadichoste, saradaga meeru addoste, dhada, aa meeku dhada.

2) Though foot anywhere going, though heading towards anywhere,
Though step shivering, shall I come along?
Even small quarrel, even eye wetting, heart’s every beat, am I not there?
Lonely or failure, walking along shadow….

3)Green parrots along if there, singing coal along if there, earth is happy home. This world has no tears then.
Small small nests only heaven is there,
Small small heart in, love absorbs,
Sita’s scarf parrot sarees why?
Love is enough, money giney , why say?

4)When saw you, then I understood,
love is a mental case lover,
Now from here where should I go?
Your arms in die I will.

5)I have to tell tell you something,
I have to stay stay in your heart,
Life life now pain fights,
Bear bear can’t I bear.
Have to say, have to say,
Today to you, I have to say,
Have to live, have to live
Your heart in I have to stay.

good luck guys. keep sending your answers and comments.

AMOK:SMOKE

Smoking is passion for some and for some its fashion. But for everyone it’s amok.

I know most of you are tired of hearing "Don't smoke! Don't smoke!" but I've been trying to encourage people at a young age to never start and hopefully convince smokers to try to tone it down. To pursue great things in life, you need to be at optimal health, no? If you have the burden of having to smoke half a pack of cigs a day, knowing it's going to harm your lungs and knowing one day you'll end up in the hospital, are you at optimal physical health? No. Are you at optimal mental health? No.So, here are a few things you should keep in mind.

Effects of Smoking...Cigarettes:- Bronchitis- Emphysema- Lung Cancer- Heart Disease. 1 cigarette contains 4000 chemicals, 40 of which are cancer-causing chemicals and 3950 are poisons. Is it really worth it? Each puff of nicotine and tobacco temporarily increases heart rate and blood pressure, but your blood cells have less healthy oxygen! Smoking causes the blood to clot and causes heart and lung failure.

Pipe or Cigar:- Bronchitis- Cancer of the Mouth- Heart Disease--If you've already started or if you're just curious...

Tips on Quitting- Tell others about your plans.- Have friends support your decision.- Avoid places where other smokers may be.- Get rid of any smoking-related objects.- Set a quit date.- Communicate and coordinate with other non-smokers.- Forget about smoking and think of the benefits of quitting!!

Benefits of Quitting: Quit for ...20 minutes - Blood pressure, pulse rate, and body temperature of hands and feet should be at a normal level.24 hours - Chance of heart attack decreases.48 hours - Less sluggish, senses are sharper and body feels more refreshed.2 weeks to 3 weeks - Circulation improves, moving about is less difficult and lung function increases up to 30%.1 to 9 months - Body's overall energy level increases, lungs are functioning much better, coughing, fatigue or other minor effects should diminish. The cilia regrows in lungs.1 year - Risk of coronary heart disease is half of a non-smoker's risk.5 years - Overall health is about half that of a non-smoker's. Lung cancer death rate is decreased by 50%.10 years - Lung cancer death rate is very similar to a non-smoker and risk of mouth, esophogus, throat, bladder, kidney and pancreas cancer decreases.15 years - Risk of coronoary heart disease is that of a non-smoker.

SMOKERS..JUST REMEMBER- IF YOU QUIT SMOKING, YOU SAVE MONEY IN MANY WAYS!!

Interesting facts:- Every year, 390,000 to 400,000 Americans die from smoking and millions worldwide!- Cigarette smokers have a doubled risk of heart problems.- A pregnant smoker increases her baby's chance of birth defects, miscarriage, or Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS).- About 87% of lung cancer victims suffer from it because of smoking. - Smokers are 10 to 15 times more likely to get cancer than non-smokers.- Smokers die an average of 10 years sooner than non-smokers.- With lung cancer, one has a 15.2% chance of survival.-

"It's easy to quit smoking! I've done it several times." - Mark Twain

Here are some of the replies I got from my friends.
Smokers:
1)One academically intelligent guy says that it gives him a very different feeling. He feels like that of a swing. And he has it for the next 10mins after the smoking episode. …
2)One well settled friend says that he smokes for fun.
3)Another says he smokes for no reason.
4)One interesting guy says that he smokes when he’s in great tension and after a puff he gets great relief.
5)Upcoming scientist says he smokes to remember whatever he studies and it increases his remembrance power.
6)One craziest guy says frankly that he smokes because his favorite hero smokes very stylishly and he wants to imitate the hero.…..
7)Craziest response is smoking in the name of youthful days…

Non-smokers:
1)One says he doesn’t smoke because none of his family members has that habit.
2)Another fellow doesn’t smoke because his girlfriend hates him if does.
3)One smokes not inspite of drawing inspiration from his favorite hero because he’s concerned about his health.
4)One girl bought a cig, but dint smoke, because she dint get a right occasion.
5)Many say that they don’t have intrest on smoking

ps:its not generalised.

Sans @ Santhi Ashram.

It was on the very day 14th of November’ 2006, known as Children’s day… I went to a strange place which was thought to be silent and silence everywhere. Am extremely thankful to a lady who introduced me to the prodigies at the santhi ashram located on the beach road near Lawson’s Bay Colony visakhapatnam. It was around 7:00pm when I went there with 2 other ‘big’ ladies. The kids were having their dinner. Most of them were around 3-5 feet and eagerly looking at this 5’9”, “never seen before” lady Sans waiting to meet them at their dining hall. The hall was so silent that it was totally unbearable by a gal like me who can’t keep quiet even for a nanosecond (you know am always called as Asanthi by most of the people). As it was my 1st meeting with the kids who are born Deaf and Dumb (but not orphans), I found it strange and unusual. They greeted me humbly. I was totally surprised that they can make sounds and can speak 1 or 2 lettered words when they are in great excitement. Within 10-15 minutes, I’ve finished my first meet with the kids. That night I couldn’t sleep well. I couldn’t understand how ungraceful the god is for punishing those innocent kids. I couldn’t stop telling my classmates about my visit to the ashram. So I was waiting for a chance to explain them about it.

A month passed by, still my mind was wandering in the premises of the ashram and wanted to interact with those tiny tots and learn if I can be helpful to them in anyways. It was later in the month of December I spoke to my friend Srinivas in the classroom about the ashram. This impossible guy, to my surprise wanted to celebrate the New Year’s Day with the kids. Then I took a chance and announced in the classroom about the idea. Thanks to my friends who are so understanding, encouraging and sound spirited guys. Because of them today I’ve discovered myself and my capabilities. The story has just begun. Keeping in mind that many other such people must be planning to celebrate the event with the kids we proponed our plan to December 31st of 2006. We’ve bought a cake, chocolates, two carom boards, cricket set, and some other accessories to the kids. The children remembered my face and were making some unknown gestures to me. I couldn’t understand what they were trying to explain me at all. I took the help of the warden of the ashram and learnt that those kids are extremely happy and thankful to us for making the event on dec’ 31st. They have actually understood the purpose of the day. Primarily we wanted to convey them that the year end should be happy and cheerful (happy ending). The other reason was we don’t wanna upset their stomach by making it on jan’ 1st because there were many other parties who planned to celebrate eve. So we had a great time at the ashram on 31st Dec’ 2006..a happy year end.

Thereafter, all my friends supported my ideas and even I encouraged their ideas and made a very good team work and homework to do something for those kids apart from playing (my favorite pastime). We have listed some 1minute games, memory games, skits, mimes, treasure hunt etc kind of stuff and were waiting for the Sundays to come soon, so that we can meet the children and help them. We have made every visit important to the kids, because the kids are very important for us. From my keen observation I see students and other groups visit the ashram; they don’t know what to do and how to proceed further. Even my situation was so on the day of my first visit. But thanks to the sleepless nights I’ve spent after meeting the kids for making me think and use my mind. The very thing my friends and I noticed is the kids used to quarrel very much that resulted in scars all over their bodies. I wanted to do something to stop this. I’ve designed some mimes and engaged my friends to do it. Thanks to every friend of mine for their constant support and involvement in my every move at the Santhi ashram. It took me nearly 6 months to understand their sign language and their gestures. Till then all my visits were just for playtime, except one or two. The happiest symbol is that some of my friends celebrated their b’days at the ashram. My bad luck, I couldn’t make it on jan’ 20, because the kids went to their parents to celebrate Pongal holidays. But happy thing is that their parents remember them in the name of festivals. I wonder when is see my friends crying in the name of home sickness and those lil fellows are always cheerful. The very thing I learned from the children is to be happy all the time and be with full of energy. I get those ergs and ergs of energy in the remembrance of those kids. They are congenitally dumb; still they try to speak something. It’s a good symbol. We’re born with the union of perfectly healthy sperms and ova. But why do some of us misuse the sense organs, speak ill of others, use bad language, become superciliated and use utterly bad language (I’m not generalizing it; I’m pointing only some...). Why not we use the absolutely perfect body and mind, properly? That’s a bad symbol. We are gifted by the god(..our parents) with good, healthy body. Have you ever been to any hospital for mental care? I did a project at the Hospital from Mental Care, Visakhapatnam, which was another turning point. Patients of different ages with different mentalities come up. I realized that all the doctors working there are really equal to god. Kudos to their patience and the way they deal the maniacs. In every step of my life and from every person I’ve been learning something. Coming back to the ashram…the good news is our efforts worked out. We no more see any kid quarrelling with each other. They now keep themselves neat and clean, use the dustbins, wash their clothes properly, respect their fellow beings. The fascinating thing is that these kids dance too well. They can’t hear still they have great rhythm in the body. Wow kids. They are simply awesome. The most unforgettable sign of good fruition is; the kids now know the importance of studies. That’s enough. I’m satisfied. My friends and my efforts never went waste. They did work out. This wouldn’t have been possible for me without the support of my buddies at Visakhapatnam. I’m immensely thankful to them for my lifetime. Team work is always good. My mind never stops thinking for and about the kids. I want to do something for the kids…not only who are at the ashram but also for the kids those who labor, who sleep on roadside, railway and bus station platforms etc. I wanna work for those mentally retarded kids who teach us several lessons. I never felt weak till date when I see such abnormal kids or people rather my blood boils to do something. I feel very weak only when I find myself helpless to them in any angle. I love kids.

Thank you very much for sparing some of you precious time in reading this post. Can I expect any comments from you?

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Sodi chebutaanandi sodi chebutaanu.

Hey all..sodi cheppinchukovaali ani unda? Poni sodi vinalanunda? Even you can contribute to this sodi.

Sodi1: Balakrishna gonna appear in his next film with his 6pack body…insipired from Hrithik Roshan, Shah Rukh Khan and recently from Prabhas and Mahesh Babu. Huh, tough competition for all these guys if that happens.
OOPS!!! Does he mean 6kg pack????

Sodi2: Sans baaga laavu ipoindi. Aishwarya Rai laga avvalani baaga tinadam modalpetti last ki Kalpana Rai laga tayarayyindi. "Mission Impossible".

Sodi3: Drawing inspiration from Bollywood sequels, Tollywood also tried doing some . They are as follows.
· Mohan Babu and Chiranjeevi in a film called Iddaru Mitrulu-2.
· Remake of Dhoom-2, starring NTR and Sameera Reddy and some XYZ in place of Abhishek Bacchan(so this film has 3 heroes all together. Gotcha?).
· YUVA-2 starring balakrishna, chiranjeevi and mohan babu and the heroines will be suhani, Ram Charan’s daughter and any gal who’s just 13-14yrs old respectively.

Sodi4: Hyderabad 2020:
· No pollution.
· No traffic jam
· Travel from Ameerpet to vanasthalipuram in just 3 mins.
· Clean and Green Hyderabad.
· A newly built TYDA forest at the city centre.
· To attrack tourists and make Greater Hyderabad a newly built beach beside Hi-Tech City. Naming it as Vivekananda beach….(student beach of vizag’s Ramakrishna beach).

Sodi5: Vijayawada alias BLAZEWADA becoming southern Himalayas by 2020.

Sodi6: No change in vizag.

Sodi7: Lalu Prasad Yadav teaching GRE, TOEFL, GMAT, IELTS, IIM etc; classes to Americans and to the rest of the world.

Sodi8: All you guys eagerly reading this blog even in 2020.

Koncham touch lo unte chepta!!!!

This post is dedicated all the SFA members. With their constant encouragement and feedback am able to reach so high. Here’s an opportunity to you all to become SFA members. All you have to do is just read the following words and know how the meanings can be derived.

NOTE: IF U FIND IT IRRIATING IT’S YOUR PROBLEM SO DON’T GO THRU IT. QUIT IMMEDIATELY AND I DON’T WANT YOUR FEEDBACK. THANKS.

1) Aadukuntunnappudu moham kinda padipote emantaaru???
(MOHAMaataPADATAM).

2) CHIRUMANDAHAASAM ante emiti??
(chiru mandu kottesi haasyam cheyyadam).

3) Moodu kallu unnapudu, moodo kannu ni emani pilavaali??
(kan3).

4) How much is 13 cube???
(SUROOR.)confused??? “Tera tera tera suroor” haina??

5) Toka leni kothi ni English lo emantaaru????
(DEtailed monkey).

6) Toka malli atikinchina kothini emantaaru????
(REtailed monkey) This was actually discovered by my buddy Chivuks after Learning about the DEtailed monkey.

7) Trisha ni poorthiga pilavaalante emanali???
(“sha sha sha” anali).

8) “Neechula kosam” edaina unte daanni emantaaru???
(FURNITURE=FORNEECHER) again confused?? Chill!! Neechamina panI chese vaallu =neecher=nature so vaallakosam chesedi FORNEECHER=FURNITURE.

9) ‘Na kaaki mettana’ ante enti???
(na=my kaaki=crow mettana=soft; so the answer is MYCROWSOFT=MICROSOFT) Source: Shekar from Gemini Music.

10) if a bull can swim , what is it called in telugu???
(eeta/ita kotte nandi???=nandita)

11) if a in a war, a wheel is found and it belongs to you, then i'll make you the king.y?
(beause u'll be CHAKRAwarTHY.)

12)neellu laga unde daanni hindi lo emantaaru??
(JALsa)

13)what is term used for the hairs of saints/sages??
(RUSHIkesh)

14) challa ga unde vayyasuni emantaaru???
(ICEage) ....discovered by my frn avinash

15)lopala geeyi anadanni english lo emantaaru???
(INdra)...by avinash

16) intlo unde husband ni emantaaaru???
(HOMEo PATI)

17)chuccha ki vellamani cheppalante english lo emanali??
(GO PEE=GOPI)

18) sagam junnu ni emantaaru???
(ARjun) by avinash

19)"aunu evaru" anadaniki english lo emantaaru???
(YA'hoo')

20)bhojana gruham ki vayasu vaste emantaaru??
(MESSage)

21)wheat ni vellipoyi rammanalante emanali??
(GOdaaVARI)

22)Tanya tea ammukunte emantaaru??
(CHAItanya)

23)if you wanna ask somebody in telugu, if they have nose. then how will u ask?
(MUKunda)

24) vedi ga unna L ni english lo emantaaru????
(HOTeL)

25) Worryfruits sun antee evaru?
(CHINTAkayala RAVI)

26) 'Rendu la' unnadaanni hindi lo emantaru???
(DOsa)

27) Amma mela leka atta mela???
(no one. both are Females)

Ballyhoo boys

Onething I seriously don't understand is that why do boys ballyhoo so much of themselves.?
While gossiping most of the gals overrate it that some boys hoopla or ballyhoo too much uncontextually. That's true.
One such example is my classmate XYZ. Wheneva my friends or I talk on any topic say suppose about Gandhiji, this guy XYZ used to come up saying he's also just like Gandhiji and his ideas fall very similar to Gandhiji's. lol's who's concerned about XYZ. Pity him. He must be trying to grab the attention of the people around. The wittiest part is that once when we were discussing about the Fragile-X syndrome, XYZ's untimely entrance craeted a big drollness among us. Because he interrupted by saying that even his fingers and arms are very long and he also had a long face(they are some of the symptoms of Fragile-X syndrome)...so without his knowledge he became a clown there. Show off , untimely and uncontextual contributions to the discussions may end up in a different way. So guys who ballyhoo, please be careful..'coz you may also be called as "Merry Andrew".

What happens to me everytime when my results are out...?

From my observation what I noticed is wheneva the results of the academic exams are out..
I seriously jump into resolutions....some such 'never followed resolutions' are as follows..
1)I draw a very well organised timetable(a 24hrs one)...that includes 15-18hrs schedule,exclusively for studytime.
2)I swear that I'll neva again freak with friends and say no to movies, say no to hang outs, say no to beach road, say no to long drives etc.
3)I jump into conclusions that am absolutely fit for nothing and I should stop studies and sit at home, thinking that am unnecessarily wasting my dads money.
4)I try to cut short my telephone gossipping hours(thats a biggest joke).
5)That I should start utilising the valuble resourses like central library, faculty, internet etc for proper guidance.
6)One very important i get in my mind is that I should eats lots and lots of fruits to be very active and healthy..lols...(I neva did it intentionally. ask me y?? 'coz of fear that I may become overactive or hyperexcited ).
7)lLast but not the least. JOKE of life. I STRONGLY TAKE AN OATH THAT I SHOULD RESTART PRACTISING YOGA AND MEDITATION TO ENHANCE MY CONCENTRATION N MEMORY LEVELS.
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Thats not the end of the story ....
Believe me guys inspite of the knowledge that, all the above mentioned impossiblities are neva done by me I just jot them all down on a piece of paper n stick it on the wall opposite to my bed.
The question here is.. why do I stick the paper just opposite to my bed??
The answer is ....to have a happy and a very goodmorning (when I wake up at 10:30am, while my college is scheduled to be at 10:00am). I simply without any pain and with great smile, everlasting attitude, everloved spirit grab the paper from the wall tear it into pieces and I take extreme care that every bit of the paper goes in to the dustbin... if not..I feel bad that the relatives of the rest of the bits may feel bad n miss the lost ones terribly...
One intresting thing I do is I ring to all my best friends including my dad and tell them all the above listed jokes just to create bugaboo in them. lol.

What do you guys do???post the funniest or craziest acts you do...