Koncham touch lo unte chepta!!!!

This post is dedicated all the SFA members. With their constant encouragement and feedback am able to reach so high. Here’s an opportunity to you all to become SFA members. All you have to do is just read the following words and know how the meanings can be derived.

NOTE: IF U FIND IT IRRIATING IT’S YOUR PROBLEM SO DON’T GO THRU IT. QUIT IMMEDIATELY AND I DON’T WANT YOUR FEEDBACK. THANKS.

1) Aadukuntunnappudu moham kinda padipote emantaaru???
(MOHAMaataPADATAM).

2) CHIRUMANDAHAASAM ante emiti??
(chiru mandu kottesi haasyam cheyyadam).

3) Moodu kallu unnapudu, moodo kannu ni emani pilavaali??
(kan3).

4) How much is 13 cube???
(SUROOR.)confused??? “Tera tera tera suroor” haina??

5) Toka leni kothi ni English lo emantaaru????
(DEtailed monkey).

6) Toka malli atikinchina kothini emantaaru????
(REtailed monkey) This was actually discovered by my buddy Chivuks after Learning about the DEtailed monkey.

7) Trisha ni poorthiga pilavaalante emanali???
(“sha sha sha” anali).

8) “Neechula kosam” edaina unte daanni emantaaru???
(FURNITURE=FORNEECHER) again confused?? Chill!! Neechamina panI chese vaallu =neecher=nature so vaallakosam chesedi FORNEECHER=FURNITURE.

9) ‘Na kaaki mettana’ ante enti???
(na=my kaaki=crow mettana=soft; so the answer is MYCROWSOFT=MICROSOFT) Source: Shekar from Gemini Music.

10) if a bull can swim , what is it called in telugu???
(eeta/ita kotte nandi???=nandita)

11) if a in a war, a wheel is found and it belongs to you, then i'll make you the king.y?
(beause u'll be CHAKRAwarTHY.)

12)neellu laga unde daanni hindi lo emantaaru??
(JALsa)

13)what is term used for the hairs of saints/sages??
(RUSHIkesh)

14) challa ga unde vayyasuni emantaaru???
(ICEage) ....discovered by my frn avinash

15)lopala geeyi anadanni english lo emantaaru???
(INdra)...by avinash

16) intlo unde husband ni emantaaaru???
(HOMEo PATI)

17)chuccha ki vellamani cheppalante english lo emanali??
(GO PEE=GOPI)

18) sagam junnu ni emantaaru???
(ARjun) by avinash

19)"aunu evaru" anadaniki english lo emantaaru???
(YA'hoo')

20)bhojana gruham ki vayasu vaste emantaaru??
(MESSage)

21)wheat ni vellipoyi rammanalante emanali??
(GOdaaVARI)

22)Tanya tea ammukunte emantaaru??
(CHAItanya)

23)if you wanna ask somebody in telugu, if they have nose. then how will u ask?
(MUKunda)

24) vedi ga unna L ni english lo emantaaru????
(HOTeL)

25) Worryfruits sun antee evaru?
(CHINTAkayala RAVI)

26) 'Rendu la' unnadaanni hindi lo emantaru???
(DOsa)

27) Amma mela leka atta mela???
(no one. both are Females)

7 comments:

swathi's said...

hey nice one...i dont know that u r such a beautiful writer...go ahead...

VM said...

very good...

khalee, pani paata lekunda..

emi cheyyalo ardham kaanappude ilaanti athi kullu jokes bayataki vostaayi ..

idhi chadivina tarvaata naaku mind block ayyindi oka 5 secs ..

- varun mallela

Anonymous said...

ayya baaboyiii too much vunnayi concepts ivi alochinchinavallaki hats off!!! ela vastaayo ento ila ideasss...alaa choostu vundipoyaa ee concepts choosiii!!!

Anonymous said...

dis is by my friend daamu..

1)oka manishi vadini vadu marchipoyadu appudu vadi volume enti?
1\3*pi*r*r*h...confusedd???
vaadu marachipoyinappudu main kaun hoon antaadu kada!!
kaun=cone!! ippudu tattinaaa!!

2)daamu gaadi status intaresting is not very interesting ani...ante ento telusaa?>

intaresting=intlo resting..:D

3)oka friend status pettadu.."Show me the way to another world ani"

ayithe maa damu gaadi answer..ur already in another worldd ani!!! elaaa???

elaa ante...a+not+her world ante boys hostel kadaa!!!!

4)This is by another friend dont xactly remember wot it is but it goes like this...
Vegetarians dont eat fish..
So they do not sell fish...
so they are not selfishh :P

inkaa enno vundevii kaani gurthu raavtamleduu...for noww enjoyy theseeee!!!

Anonymous said...

two brothers were going on a forest tract, one of them fell in a well and rams blood came out and the other is happy, yyyy??

becoz they are luv kush luv is blind so he fell down in the well and kush is happy and ram's blood came out becoz they are sons of ram

crescendo said...

hey santhi. this part i liked the most about ur blog..i am soo proud of ur khullu jokes..i appreciate u for being sooo GAY all the time
( happy i mean !!!!!!!!!!!!!!)keep up the stinkin work.

venugopal said...

SANTHI SMALL CORRECTION IN 21st QUESTION?

wheat ni vellipoyi rammanali ante GODAGODHUMA anali instead of GODAVARI nuv akkada wheat ni RICE kinda change chey.