just beacuse of science and psychology

kyon chalti hai pawan - because of evaporation
kyon jhoome hai gagan - because of earth's revolution
kyon machalta hai mann - because of eccessive respiration
na tum janno na hum - but i just gave all the answers
kyon aati hai bahar - because of change in season
kyon lutata hai karaar - becuase of mental tension
kyon hota hai pyaar - because of fatal attraction
na tum janno na hum - like i said these are all science phenomena
kyon gum hai har disha - because u have lost the sense of direction
kyon hota hai nasha - because of drug addiction
kyon aata hai maaza - but science gives all the information
So........Hritik couldn't have been a student of science and psychology

MASTER BRAINS????

MASTER BRAINS.
1) How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floorwithout cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSCTopper)
2)If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,howlong would ittake four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 RankOpted for IFS)
3)If you had three apples and four oranges in one handand four applesand three oranges in the other hand, what would youhave?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted forIPS)
4). How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find anelephant with onehand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
5) How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
6) If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IASRank 2)
7). What looks like half apple ?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
8) What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A : Dinner.
9) What happened when wheel was invented ?
A : It caused a revolution.
10) Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )

BUTLER ENGLISH...fwd email for a change

BUTLER ENGLISH... .read it fully..u will really enjoy it..
About his family :
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl with specs).
To a boy, angrily :
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
Giving a punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
Inside the Class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger HALF.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* Meet me behind(meaning after) the class when my period is empty...
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
* st joseph freshyears day 2003 - "No ragging this college. anyybody rag we arrest the police" *
Hope you enjoyed...

Desperation to Perception Via Inspiration

How desperate I was to take a test online to know if I'm dyslexic..! Clicking the answers was becoming a great task as I could already sense the result. I felt as if I was weighing tonnes over my head. Though I don't show any reversals in numbers and alphabets, omissions or substitutions etc, yet spellings have always been a great task for me. I still use Microsoft word for spellings. I lack confidence while writing. Language is always a problem. I'm losing confidence. Gaining knowledge about something is becoming sin. Something's telling me that I'm dyslexic since the time when I attended the workshop on Dyslexia. After I finished answering all the questions I couldn't click on 'proceed for result" for this online test am talking about. Extremely tensed. I know it's too late, time can't be brought back, nothing can be done and I've been overcoming difficulties in studies since childhood, yet I wanna know the result even if am already 23. Finally I took a deep breathe and dared to click enter. The page took few years (seconds) to open and I felt not just my students, even the network is trying to test my patience. My eyes larger, mouth open, hand on the heart; set aback I was to see that I'm moderately dyslexic. Tremors all around, I felt as if I was in vertigo city..reeling sensation. I was falling into the infinite space, losing stability and confidence, no grip, dry throat, helpless and becoming sapless. Oh gosh! Why me? I started cursing myself why should I know about it. Better late than never I now know my problem. But then I suffered depression that night and next day. Hell upon............!!! What am I gonna do now?? Work better. My students all aged between 8 and 16 inspired me. What they must be undergoing? When at such age they're learning to overcome, at this age I need to be bold and stand high to inspire them back. When I told my student that I’m also dyslexic, this lovely little big boy told me "hearty welcome to dyslexia association". Aaah..He made my life. I'm no alone. I'll work, I'll sweat, I'll achieve, I'll stand forever, even if I fall everytime.

A quotable quote...
A genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration-Thomas Alwa Edison.

Following are the famous people who are dyslexics:
Muhammad Ali, Hans Christian Anderson, Harry Belafonte, Alexander Graham Bell, Orlando Bloom, Richard Branson, Erin Brockovich, George Burns, Jim Carrey, Cher, Agatha Christie, Winston Churchill, George Clooney, Tom Cruise, Leonardo da Vinci, Patrick Dempsey, Walt Disney, Thomas Edison, Albert Einstein, Henry Ford, Danny Glover, Whoopi Goldberg, Tommy Hilfiger, Anthony Hopkins, Bruce Jenner, Magic Johnson, John F. Kennedy, Keira Knightly, William Lear, Jay Leno, Greg Louganis, Jack Nicholson, George Patton, Picasso, Daniel Powter, Keanu Reeves, Nelson Rockefeller, Nolan Ryan, Charles Schwab, Will Smith, Jackie Stewart, Quentin Tarantino, Liv Tyler, Usher, George Washington, Robin Williams, Woodrow Wilson, Henry Winkler and Sans and her students. :)

melborp aixelsyd eht tuoba klat s'teL

Got confused???? reading such scripts is a dialy job for me. I read and write mirror images with no pains.

It got startled to see some slides in a workshop for remedial teachers. They show how a child with dyslexia sees, reads and writes. Not all of 'em but yeah few of the slides surprised me to know that they are unusual and not everyone sees some patterns in the printed scripts. I see some of them. I'm happy to know that I WAS A CHILD WITH LD. For some children the letters jumble, for some they fly, for some they get washed out. there are several different types and some are still unidentified.

I remember I used to cry everyday;those scoldings at home and school still echo. I used to feel as if I was in a place called vertigo city...reeling sensation. I used to lock myself in washrooms very frequently after a big bang/bash at home. (sometimes even now, lol). I hated to read and I hate it forever. Printed material is always a big problem for me. Thanks to my dad for buying me a lappy, I dont have problem reading and writing online. My handwriting still sucks.

I never know all these untill I started teaching children with disabilities as a hobby. My only aim is to teach a child the way the child learns, not the way I want to teach. My lovely little children are the prodigies. I feel so lucky to teach and work with them.

Not many parents and teachers understand what Learning Disabilities(LD) are. If they can understand the child will be the most luckiest and we can extend the best help to make the child cope up with the rest of the world. Dyslexia, dysgraphia, dyscalculia etc learning disabilites and not diseases that can be cured with medicines. They are disorders of reading, writing, mental arithmetics etc. these children can only be taught in a special way how to cope up.

Teaching children with special needs is quite challenging. Thses children have some side effects like, less attention span, short term memory, slow learnining, low IQ, short temper, lack of cognitive skills etc. Each child is different in its own way.

Many think that I'm doing social service at this age. lol. It's not exactly that. I know what I wanted and how I wanted things to be and so I do that. I'm confident enough: I'll be successful in this career because I undrestand special needs. For me every child is special. There is happiness and life in doing something challenging, adventurous.

There is lack of awareness in parents and teachers about the children with special needs. Spread this word. Help every child.

A child with Learning Disabilities is like a batsman who knows how to bat but is given a broken bat to bat with.

Confessions of a Workoholic

It's said that "Today's children are tomorrow’s building blocks of our Nation" in that case today's building blocks are we the young minds. We have to work for our mother India for her better tomorrow and for her today's children. There is a great need in our country to work for children with special needs, in western countries there is a demand for the same. Need is important or demand, which one to opt? India comes first. Help the needy. Those whose hearts bleed for the poor, them I call Mahatmans, and the rest are Dhuratmans. A country is developed if everyone’s needs are fulfilled. Education is the main hero here. Westernization of India should be in the form of Education, Science and Technology not by the Costumes and Cultures. The very secret of life is not enjoyment but education through experience. We need to educate ourselves and others by which character is developed, strength of mind is increased, the intellect is expanded and by which one can stand on one's own feet. Neither money pays, nor the name, nor fame, it is learning through experiences and the character that can cleave through the adamantine walls of difficulties. This has to be taught. We are the super minds, with muscles made of iron, and nerves made of current; our every work should infect the lazy lives, inspire the ignorant souls and invoke every living being on the earth to work, work for the benefit of people, work for our mother India, and work for oneself. Work, work work. Work like you are born to work. Kill the work and create the work. Rest not till a new work is formed. Feel the hero in you, wake him up, bring him out, expose him to the nation, show the heroism in a good way, and inspire the young souls. Stand as a role model. No child should be left behind, hold the hands together. Every child is special, special in its own talents and needs. We have to indentify and interfere. Appreciate and encourage. Patience and acceptance are essential. Rest all, along with the success, will come and fall in place and follow you. Come let's work. Let’s change, let's save the children- the budding minds, let's nurture with love, and let’s build our Nation. We the people of India should resolve to our Nation to do justice, to be loyal and equal, to unite and to integrate. JAI HO! In the name of a well built India.

Once in a blue moon..what happens???

Once in a blue moon what happens????
Once in a blue moon Sans feels like sitting for a while; in the meantime she gets some work.
Once in a blue moon Sans feel like waking up late; in the meantime someone calls her.
Once in a blue moon Sans feel like eating a lot; that day menu sucks.
Once in a blue moon Sans feel like stop talking for a while; students in the class make hell.
Once in a blue moon Sans feel like going to some film; the movie will be off-the-theatres.
Once in a blue moon Sans feel like scolding someone; some1 make her laugh.
Once in a blue moon Sans feel like loving someone; she hates commitments.
Once in a blue moon Sans feel like crying; sans knows only to be happy all the time.
Once in a blue moon Sans asks herself 'wots wrong ??'; the answer will be.......??????