BUTLER ENGLISH...fwd email for a change

BUTLER ENGLISH... .read it fully..u will really enjoy it..
About his family :
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
*The girl with the mirror please come her...{Meaning girl with specs).
To a boy, angrily :
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?
Giving a punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
Inside the Class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger HALF.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* Meet me behind(meaning after) the class when my period is empty...
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....
* st joseph freshyears day 2003 - "No ragging this college. anyybody rag we arrest the police" *
Hope you enjoyed...