aunty ji aunty ji

wot happened to men? werever i go i'm listening stories about men spreading rumors and gossips. wen i sit with my frns for a gossip... i understand that men r getting in to gossips n eventually into troubles n getting labeled as 'aunty ji'. i used to hear abt few boys whom were like aunty's wen i was in school. i saw aunty boys wen i was in college. wen i was doing pg we had gals n aunty boys n no boys/ men. after college n during work..i have stopped listening about aunty boys...coz i was fed up to see n hear all around.
i got a gap for an year. it was in last year jan wen i got a shock that realized me ki bangalore is no exception for aunty boys. most of the men n boys are now aunties. very few are left out as men n boys as it is without a tagline.
it is very hard to find a man who doesn't gossip.
how to identify them non-aunty boys/ men....i can hint you...

1) they will be engrossed in work even on the weekends.

2) poor socialization n no time n no intrst for socialization.

3) men/boys who appear as jerks or nerds but or not actually so

4) who try to stop women/ girls from talking abt others

5) who try to divert the topic wen a girl tries to talk abt some1...

6) a person who never tries to express in words, his respect for women..

etc
watchout....i also gotcha identify aunty boys...
signs n symptoms can be...

1) sympathizes less n asks for more details n insists on giving specifying the details..wen something goes wrong with you n others..

2) always found on social networking sites n talk only about info that they get on those sites wen they meet you personally.

3) men who go to beauty saloons..get facials etc done...

4) men who wear gold jewellery...

5) men who have more than 3 good/best friends who are girls.

6) men who express in words  show over respect n formalities for women.

7) men who show intrst n patience in selecting items/clothes for them n for their girl/lady(/ies) :P.

8) men who seek sympathy n sulk for justice or sympathy itself.

9) who won't stop u from talking abt others

10) men who assume stories n tell the same about you to another girl...inspite of knowing that that girl n u r gossip frns/ u hae common frns.

11) weird cases: chupa rustums..in fb/gtalk/ blog. who comment anonymously etc

12) call u repeatedly to tell u abt some gal or boy till u answer n listen to it.

etc
warning: aunty boys are becoming a plague, they are increasing in alarming number..
 how to prevent?!
medicine is right in front of them say the following mantra n disappear...
'aunty ji aunty ji'
beware  n be prepared